Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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