O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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