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garbage dick
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you win
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
You pole danced in your parka.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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