i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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