I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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