how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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