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(540): View more from Virginia

she looked like the before picture.

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(407): View more from Florida

I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love

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(678): View more from Georgia

We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.

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(314): View more from Missouri

New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted

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(615): View more from Tennessee

IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!

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(517): View more from Michigan

He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet

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