i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
he just fucked me for my cheese..
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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