Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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