I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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