the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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