You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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