Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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