i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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