Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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