Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Randomize
