i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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