She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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