The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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