At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
the liver wants what the liver wants
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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