her vagine was all disorganized.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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