Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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