I'm laying in your front yard are you home
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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