This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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