Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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