So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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