She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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