Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Randomize
