five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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