i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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