Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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