That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
We got so high we made milksteak
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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