Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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