New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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