I don't usually arrange sex via text message
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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