my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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