i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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