Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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