ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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