Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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