There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I think people are normalizing furries
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