i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
All the doctor said was why
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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