Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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