with your own penis?
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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