windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
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