i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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