Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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