We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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