so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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