He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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