Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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