I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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