the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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