Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
