afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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