He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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