He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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